There once was a magical town called Ra Cha Cha. It was a special town in which the weather was always nice, not too cold and not too hot, if this town were porridge, itwould be perfect for goldy locks.
In this magical town that mother nature seemed to smile upon, there was a townsperson that not everyone liked. This was mainly because this townsperson, whom we chall call Bob, never shut up about the weather and how great it was. No one in Ra Cha Cha wanted to hear Bob's insedious rants because they KNEW the weather was great in Ra Cha Cha.
Whenever Bob went anywhere he would always brag about how great the weather was back in Ra Cha Cha. Mother nature did not like this for she knew that other people int he world would start to get jealous if Bob didn't keep his trap shut, also she had had just about enough of Bob talking about the weather. Bob had a rather nasaly voice that could be grating after a while.
Mother Nature did not want Bob to give people the idea that she was favoring some places over others, she did what she did and thats how it was. So Mother Nature very politely told Bob one day
"Shut it Bob, EVERYONE has had enough of your damn rant about how great the weather here is in Ra Cha Cha. The weather I give you all is a privledge and if you wish to keep it, you will do the wise thing, ease everyones headache and SHUT UP."
ok so maybe Mother Nature wasn't all that polite, but in her defense Bob was REALLY annoying.
Bob was was also extremely stupid, so he had no idea who Mother Nature was, so when he got home, he started to babble on about this crazy lady he met in the park who had threatened him.
"She mentioned something aobut the weather.." Bob said.
His wife rolled her eyes because she knew what was going to happen next.
Bob started ranting about the weather.
Mother Natures pride had been hurt by Bob's comments,
One: he had no idea who she was
Two: he called her weird
Three: he STILL wouldn't shut up about the weather
On any other day, Mother Nature would have simply brushed off such offenses from Human kind, but unluckily for Bob and all of Ra Cha Cha, Mother Nature was having her monthly gift. Mother Nature had thought up this to punish men who had been nasty to their wives and girlfriends, she decided that she would make women become mighty warriors for three days out of the month. It hadn't quite worked out how she hoped and so all she got was women really angry and moody three days out of the month.
Mother Nature had a little laugh about this, but she had no idea that this "monthly curse" would also effect herself.
So because Mother Nature was suffering from her monthly curse, she did a very bad thing to the town of Ra Cha Cha, she cursed them with some of the worst weather, ever.
Some days would be filled ith freezing rain, others with scorching hot sun that was extremely unseasonal. Other days Ra Cha Cha might be plagued by all four seasons in one day.
A couple years after cursing Ra Cha Cha, Mother Nature really started to feel guilty aobut what she had done out of anger to a once pleasant town.
To make up for it she blessed the town with the world's most beautiful and abundant lilacs that would bloom sometime in early May.
The people were so thankful that they threw a festival for the Lilacs each year, and most of the time Mother Nature would arrange for a few sunny days here and there during the festival, because they did say thank you after all.
LIIIIKE.
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